Blog — Robert Long Foreman

Robert Long Foreman is a writer and freelance editor/writer.

He lives in kansas city.

Someone goes out on a date with an isosceles triangle.

Jan 7

Jan 7 Someone goes out on a date with an isosceles triangle.

There's Nothing Quite Like an Old Passion Bucket Massage, Says DADDIE 77-5511, Father to Robots

Jan 3

Jan 3 There's Nothing Quite Like an Old Passion Bucket Massage, Says DADDIE 77-5511, Father to Robots

Dolphin Adventure 2021

Dec 31

Dec 31 Dolphin Adventure 2021

Bloggie Dream #1

Dec 30

Dec 30 Bloggie Dream #1

On a long drive to West Virginia

Dec 22

Dec 22 On a long drive to West Virginia

The DEEP FEELING Saga, part two

Dec 20

Dec 20 The DEEP FEELING Saga, part two

Publication Roundup 2021: "Monica the Fool"

Dec 17

Dec 17 Publication Roundup 2021: "Monica the Fool"

HBO's Hit Show Succession is, in Fact, Titus Andronicus: The Continuing Saga

Dec 15

Dec 15 HBO's Hit Show Succession is, in Fact, Titus Andronicus: The Continuing Saga

The DEEP FEELING Saga, part one

Dec 13

Dec 13 The DEEP FEELING Saga, part one

Dec 10

Dec 10 The Damn Thing

The Sting of the Scorpion

Dec 8

Dec 8 The Sting of the Scorpion

Smash Goats: A Lesson in Writing Characters

Dec 6

Dec 6 Smash Goats: A Lesson in Writing Characters

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Dec 3

Dec 3 $$ Writing Contests $$

You must whisper hello to Macaroni

Dec 1

Dec 1 You must whisper hello to Macaroni

Around These Parts They Call Me "Robert Long-Form Nonfiction"

Nov 29

Nov 29 Around These Parts They Call Me "Robert Long-Form Nonfiction"

Nov 26

Nov 26 What Can I Do?

BREAKING: The TV Show Succession Is the New Arrested Development

Nov 24

Nov 24 BREAKING: The TV Show Succession Is the New Arrested Development

The forest creature told me about relationships.

Nov 22

Nov 22 The forest creature told me about relationships.

Here’s what’s weird about Twitter

Nov 19

Nov 19 Here’s what’s weird about Twitter

What is an MFA good for? Really? I mean, seriously.

Nov 18

Nov 18 What is an MFA good for? Really? I mean, seriously.